Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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