Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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