YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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