I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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