ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Please don't give away my fajitas
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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