Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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