Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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