You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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