S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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