idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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