Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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