"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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