people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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