some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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