i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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