so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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