I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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