white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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