okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Randomize
