what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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