you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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