So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My bed smells like the plague
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