My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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