Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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