I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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