i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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