yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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