he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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