just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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