is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
