you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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