This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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