You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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