So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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