If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
