YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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