He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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