so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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