Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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