weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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