i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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