He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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