her vagine was all disorganized.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
the liver wants what the liver wants
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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