I skipped work to stalk him.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
