Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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