Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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