I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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