I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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