OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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