do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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