so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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