I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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